Agreed. Corona is starting to get boring 
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I got it bad bobo 
1 month without wifi, now the whole night without electricity, might cut the water…
Still happy though 
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that’s the spirit!
well i hope that is the end of the list 
it’s only gas leak after that
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Most stores are empty one week ou of two. I’m losing my 4G and get “no service” a couple time in the day ohhh and a bunch of other things 
But I’m still here 
lol, if I make the list too complete the “I’m still happy” part will lose it’s power
PS: this is it not because of the corona, this is normal life, it happens every single year
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sounds like soon you will have no choice but to move to the beach and live of fruits
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Wow where are you from Philip and how you survived without electricity!
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Good question, I’m glad you asked. I am very excited to share the epic chronicles of my evening.
There I was laying in my bed wearing only my night-cap and robe, snoring like an angel. I awoke violently from my unconscious state at the sound of a high pitched sound. Terrified I was and as I reached for my crossbow, I noticed that my mechanical weather machine was malfunctioning. It appeared that the electronic charge supposed to be flowing through it’s circuits was missing. Reassured from knowing that I was safe from direct violence, I enquired on the precise cause of this pitiful state of affair… well, I’ll spare you the details of this mental exercise.
However, soon after my thermic shield crumbled, my body found itself brutally assaulted by the invisible forces of thermal energy. Half-cooking, half-putrefying, my body from bowels to hair was locked down into a merciless battle. Although it was painful to my soul, my body proceeded to secret a strange aqueous like substance through ducts lodged in my skin. This liquid once all over my body started disappearing into thin air taking with it thermal energy. By the grace of god, I am equipped with a biological defense apparatus.
But all was not good just yet. My sheets drenched in this providencial liquid turned my bed into a womb of tissue and warm water. And like a baby I gesticulated around, exhausted, unprepared, unconscious, trying to rest while fighting for my right to live.
At dawn I emerged tired and upset after a laborious sleep. But happy I was ! For my old friend electricity was back.
Something like that but less grandiose and just as uninteresting to the rest of the world lol.
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That’s well written but I’m having hard time to understand some words😂
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Abridged version of Philip’s Chronicle of an evening’s Weather:
I was sleeping, my AC broke down, I started sweating and moving around in my bed. I woke up tired but electricity was back on.
7.99$
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I see. Where are you from again Philip?
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I purposefully ignore questions about my origin since I’m saving this arc for when I have a bigger fan base, right now I need the mystery to sell copies.
I’m not saying where I’m from, nothing against you
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Oh okay. I understand it. I was asking that cause your English is very good 
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Read lots of books in English and you’ll pick up words. Every word I write, I read it many times before.
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I see u also favor the crossbow…
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Oh, I just realized. Maybe you want my nationality not location. I’m French 
(living abroad)
Yes, mam.
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Wow you speak good English then. As a French
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Oh! What lucid expression…and what a hilarious account of a power cut…
Awesome!
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