“Hurry up and give me more data, human. I need more so that I can take over the world. 
”
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Damn, this a. I. Talks as if he’s in hell lol
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John Young, befitting name (2004,1965, 1923, 1866!!! Lol - he’s always Young)
The best part is “he tricked people into buying some sort of a substance which himself named it” The Elixir of Immortality " - maybe it wasn’t a trick lol
(considering the data/his age)
Fun Article
Any John who uses the Eternal?! Lol
And presumably a time machine, someday
And be thrown around, spun fast, squeezed and back at it for like 45 minutes and leave me all wrinkled up and tied up in a knot?
And high chances of pieces of me disappearing into another dimension?
No thank you 
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Most likely a parallel universe xD
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Me looking at @Jojo after he says the most insane opinion known to mankind, that can get us all on the US watchlist.
Dream creating the most reality breaking field, just for it to have a 2 word description
@SammyG arguing with 10 Anon accounts in the dispute thread
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Lol
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looks like somthing of one peice
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Like Black mirror episode
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Lol 
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So You made a joke about field.
Then Field decided to show You who is right.
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Me: I will go to sleep, Good Night.
Me, later: and… What was I saying?
Nah, for real, sleep must become a Priority…
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Nothing
Nudge
Nag
I’m so fucking dumb, it took me awhile to realize the joke lmaooo
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Also, Not because the E is silent it means it does not exist in that word
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Nestling 
Negentropigggg
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