His name is Lucky
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I was going to share some cute stories of how she sleeps on her back with her paws above her head like a drunken sailor or how she tried to walk or played hide and sick or walk sidewaysā¦
WASā¦ because she pooped in the house for the third time. She conned me, I tested her before officially adopting her and she was clean as whistle.
Well, now she pooped on the new carpet. Iām throwing it away and bleaching the room.
I think itās then end of the āPhilipās got a new catā episode.
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Are you giving up already?
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Getting a litter
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Good! Keep the cat.
Also, bleach smells like pheromones, territorial markers, for cats so they might want to pee on itā¦
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Good to know 
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You gotta get the litter and have her looked in a room with the food as well on the other side of the litter, at least a week or two so she can get accustomed to pee and poo only in the litter
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Interesting.
So much experience around here.
No bleach, sequestration 
Will do
Edit: Iām looking for the word āeducate petsā instead of sequestration. Turns out itās just ātrainā.
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Lol haha
You also better get a scratching post and put inside that room so she learns that only there she can scratchā¦ otherwise rip furniture 
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Well, itās a dog tag so he probably thought it was for him
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Ahahahahahah
Comment of the year 
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Cats, unlike dogs, WANT to hide their wasteā¦
So it wont take but a week to train her. probably less.
Stick her on the litter box after each meal.
/insert something something about training dogs and the ego here/
Summary
Cats are better than dogs.
Yeah, I said it! 
Come at me, forum members!
lol please donāt. Such a lovely thread. Just having some laughs.
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No need to look at it in such a dualistic way
(Lol sorry Iāll see myself out)
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Lmao and here i was thinking you were trying to say ākidnappingā since you gotta keep her locked in a room and kidnapping in spanish is secuestrar
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Hey btw if you keep her locked in a room u gotta go inside sometimes and play with her 
and pet her
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Bout to have the first dog whoās SUBCONSCIOUS limits are removed
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Hahaha 
watch out for existential crisis at times
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Lol, is that a broom ?
Itās the dog equivalent of spear fighting a lion
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