His name is Lucky
I was going to share some cute stories of how she sleeps on her back with her paws above her head like a drunken sailor or how she tried to walk or played hide and sick or walk sidewaysâŠ
WAS⊠because she pooped in the house for the third time. She conned me, I tested her before officially adopting her and she was clean as whistle.
Well, now she pooped on the new carpet. Iâm throwing it away and bleaching the room.
I think itâs then end of the âPhilipâs got a new catâ episode.
Are you giving up already?
Getting a litter
Good! Keep the cat.
Also, bleach smells like pheromones, territorial markers, for cats so they might want to pee on itâŠ
Good to know
You gotta get the litter and have her looked in a room with the food as well on the other side of the litter, at least a week or two so she can get accustomed to pee and poo only in the litter
Interesting.
So much experience around here.
No bleach, sequestration
Will do
Edit: Iâm looking for the word âeducate petsâ instead of sequestration. Turns out itâs just âtrainâ.
Lol haha
You also better get a scratching post and put inside that room so she learns that only there she can scratch⊠otherwise rip furniture
Well, itâs a dog tag so he probably thought it was for him
Ahahahahahah
Comment of the year
Cats, unlike dogs, WANT to hide their wasteâŠ
So it wont take but a week to train her. probably less.
Stick her on the litter box after each meal.
/insert something something about training dogs and the ego here/
Summary
Cats are better than dogs.
Yeah, I said it! Come at me, forum members!
lol please donât. Such a lovely thread. Just having some laughs.
Lmao and here i was thinking you were trying to say âkidnappingâ since you gotta keep her locked in a room and kidnapping in spanish is secuestrar
Hey btw if you keep her locked in a room u gotta go inside sometimes and play with her and pet her
Bout to have the first dog whoâs SUBCONSCIOUS limits are removed
Hahaha watch out for existential crisis at times
Lol, is that a broom ?
Itâs the dog equivalent of spear fighting a lion