Random thoughts thread

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so how your opinion changed?

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ok give me romantic ideas or romantic things wether you came up with them or you read in books

how do i woo my girl next valentine?

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Bro I never read a romantic book in my life

why you believed that?

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bc you are ateniense from the old gods

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well i see how those books have value and would love to read some but…i hope i get like some time in eternity (hundreds of years) in some library in the astral so i can chill with a cat, drink tea, listen to lofi beats to study to and read those books

cause it aint happening in this life xD

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but

take her a rose and the food she likes most from a restaurant that does it good, no need to be expensive. And then you go there and tell her

“come here you sweet little devil of the female gender” and give her muaches

and then she is like “wow that’s romantic”

and then you are like “next time you will do something yourself because being romantic is not only me doing stuff, move your ass a little and do something yourself”

and she will be like “wow you so manly you know when to put order in the situation”

and you will say “yes, goodnight”

and she will say “no please make love to me”

and you will be like “ok ok, calm yo tits because they are throwing psychedelics, we do the whoopty do stuff”

and then she will be like “best day of life, is today”

and then a pink background appears saying “THE END”

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I don’t want to read self help because quality of life is low but because I don’t want to throw away time. I can enjoy a good fiction book sometimes.

And self help covers a broad range of subgenres. The Road Less Traveled is about character building and I think that’s worthwhile.

I’m not looking for a book to help you think your way out of a horrible life though they exist and I find them valuable. Just to understand that mindset from someone who has actually worked their way out of very negative circumstances.

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atreides of the gods

have you tried astrologically inclined?

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i know that isnt your case

just i found my cousin idea quite colorful, to me xD

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mine though?

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Yeah it’s alright. Those neighbors are going at it again. It’s not even night yet and yesterday they carried on to 1 am. :man_facepalming: I really don’t want to go talk to the landlord but I might. Sheesh.

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what?

believe it or not your cringy ass description is how things go between us usually except the “putting order” part…that would send me to sleep on couch xD

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if you put blankets in couch then you are orderly

change my mind

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No I like the idea. I think that way too.

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Yours sucks. Like Potatoes.

Man. I ate a hotdog today. True story. And it made me think of you. And then I had to think, but this isn’t gay, thinking of some guy in Greece because I’m eating a hotdog. And then I realized probably for the rest of my life I will think of you when I eat a hotdog and along with that thought the thought will spontaneously arise: “it’s not gay though”.

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me arriving in murica

best-seller list:

how to make bombs
how to get extra gun gift when buying groceries with stamps
how to transition with more hormones faster
how 6G waves for breakfast changed my life
how to get rich selling candles
how to cut taxes on your immigrant house employees
how to make money from gov oil benefits without being involved in oil business at all

what did i leave out? xD

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you deserve it. You know why?

because me,the saint theophilos of the God, the Greek with the yogurt, the leader of the global force that is confirmed by UNESCO as earth’s great historical monument, the random threader of the thoughters

because me I say, I would go and tell them “can you please speak silently because we all have our problems. I know you are going through hard times but you have to understand that is between you. Other people are having lifes and you are rude”

this is true Saint action of Gods

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hahahahahaha wtf

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No you covered it all. How did you even know about the candles?! It’s like you’ve been following me around.

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I almost thought for a second Drift was saying this. And I thought “What a dick, but I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt, see what he has to say”. Then I realized “oh it’s just Theo nvmd”

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