Seraphina's Touch Me Potion

Don’t know what’s up but I am yawning big buckets with Seraphina this morning. :slight_smile:

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A month later… after listening to it four times, I’m on cloud nine, spouting off little phrases like “Alrighty then!” mixed with cheeky jokes and laughing to myself like I’ve just seen the funniest thing ever. Also saying things like “If I were any more relaxed, I’d be horizontal” mixed with dirty jokes and laughing to myself like I’m auditioning for a stand-up comedy special. I kept thinking “I’m in the zone, baby!” and “Somebody stop me!” while giggling like I’m in a Jim Carrey movie marathon or like I’m in a perpetual blooper reel.

I blurted out something like “I’ll see my ex-crush…Bandicoot and tell him that he has been replaced by a goddess” :upside_down_face: (By the way, from now on, you’ll write Crush instead of Crash Bandicoot). Seriously, I could say that I no longer have a crush anymore. It’s like Seraphina just went ahead and deleted that part of my RAM programming or a factory reset :joy:

Soooo… what’s in this potion? Is Seraphina some kind of powerful, magical, and hilariously sneaky love dealer? I don’t know, but I don’t want this to end, like a hilarious but romantic blooper reel that goes on forever… or a never-ending loop of panda videos.

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I have played this a few times and has really helped me in my loneliness.
While this doesn’t replace real human contact, it’s better than having nothing.

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It is a smart field. Let go of the loneliness while you are listening. It will get better.

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