St Expedite is the patron saint of when you have an annuity but you need cash now.
Said to have determined to convert to Christianity, Satan suggested he wait until tomorrow, and he responded, “Hodie!” (latin for "today).
Of course, it is also said that he was created when a box of bones showed up in a box from the Vatican labeled “expedite”, and the nuns assumed that was the name of the saint in the box.
He does have a sense of humor.
Post a pic of a beverage to be charged, wait 133 seconds or longer, drink, and tell us how all your problems melted away.
Bonus: pour it over the doorstep of property you need to sell quickly (and remember your ole buddy when your million dollar home sells).
Secret Bonus: pour it out at the doorstep of your favorite casino (and remember your buddy when you hit the jackpot)
Super-secret Bonus: pour it out at the doorstep of a job you want to get to, or advance in. When you’re the CEO, remember your ole buddy. I want a sleep pod as a job perk. I will sleep there with my cats and generate good vibes.
