5 Likes
Matrix/Cyberpunk/Hunger Games vibes.
4 Likes
For me Musk is like some villain from Gru…too goofy.
Bezos is basically Lex Luthor.
3 Likes
Me, after I sold the deity NFT and they stopped answering my calls, even after everything we’ve been through together:
7 Likes
Lol. For them it was business.
3 Likes
My personality after developing the dominant planets in my natal chart:
3 Likes
1 Like
The following meme is based on year-long insider joke in my group of most close friends. Finally recreating it for a wider audience lmao.
The “Chain of Commands” a.k.a. “The Social Status Food Chain”
Starting at the very Bottom:
Normies:
- Work 40-100 hours a week in order to live paycheck to paycheck.
- Work for Millionaires.
- Spend all their surplus earnings on consumer shit.
Millionaires:
- Tell Normies what to do.
- Sell stuff to Normies.
- Tell Normies what status symbols to buy.
- Work for Billionaires.
Billionaires:
- Tell Millionaires what to do.
- Sell stuff to Millionaires.
- Tell Millionaires what status symbols to buy.
- Work for the Illuminati.
The Illuminati:
- Meet at secret locations.
- Tell Billionaires what to do.
- Decide about the fate of the world.
- Work according to a secret agenda decided by the head of their organisation.
The Head of the Illuminati:
- Decides what the Illuminati do.
- Only speaks personally with the top 5 members of the Illuminati Order.
- Secretly receives orders from the Secret Head of the Illuminati.
- Has to follow and execute all of his orders without questions.
The Secret Head of the Illuminati:
- Secretly gives orders to the Head of the Illuminati.
- Always stays in the background – even the Illuminati don’t know who he is.
- Mainly does raids with his guild in his favorite MMO.
- Yet, he too, still receives his orders from someone.
Giovanni:
- Lives at his vineyard at the French Provence.
- Through a highly encrypted communication line, tells the Secret Head of the Illuminati what to do.
- Loves his vines.
- Lives a simple happy life.
- Helps his village neighbor carry the cheese and sausage basket.
- Local village kids call him “Monsieur Giovanni”.
- Makes sure that the problems of his neighbor Jacqueline always “magicaly” solve themselves.
18 Likes
1 Like
When your code works but you got no idea why.
1 Like
Arguing with certain ppl being like:
1 Like
