Lol I do this when I’m overconfident at work.
I actually named my tasks folder Quests. Feels more authentic that way
The dismantlement of the Gold Standard seems to be a point in which the divergence started to diverge even more
id still psss psss him 
in fact i took that pic after calling him, he told me “you must follow me if you want an inch of my attention peasant… at your own risk”
so here I go
there is this cat that lives in the first apartment in my complex and she hides from everyone when out but she loves Me (not gonna lie it took me 2 years to win her over) and every time shes out and sees me walking by she comes out of her hidden places and let - Me - tell - you…
its a whole chit chat we have while i give her endless scratchos 
I also talk with my pets, but i keep it mostly professional, I offer them food, they never deny my offer.
However, when I don’t offer them food, the way I talk with them, I use the sweetest words in existance, I Love them, they are like my children or at least adopted ones.
+3 lightning damage
