Hey there!
I have many names.
Some people call me vbfuhwhrvp or vhuio3bofhfob.
But mostly I am known as
THE DEVIL
And no, not IN REVERSE
I am The Devil FORWARD.
Yes, yes.
Scared?
Don’t be.
Just be very, VERY FRIGHTENED!!!
Anyways, anyways
You might be wondering
what this is all about.
Yes, yes
the devil has become a business-devil.
Warmly welcoming you to my new marketplace!!!
Have a look at what I have to offer:
The Devil's Lair....uhhh...I mean the marketplace
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Josh’s Soul
A legendary item. A concoction of the finest materials in the universe. This item has been passed down generations after generations. This soul is effectively the oversoul - it has touched each and every other soul in the universe. It is pristine. It is infallible.
The Price?
A measly one Googol $
How much is a googol $?
Well, how about an illustration?
This is a million:
1000000
This is a trillion:
1000000000000
This is a googol:
10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Quite affordable after all, isn’t it?
I have more in store:
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Captain Nemo’s Nautilus
An actual god-tier vessel. It is effectively multiple crackin krakens vesselized. It is beyond everything. You will become everything owning it.
Price is a googolplex.
You know, like a googol, but with another near infinite zeros added.
Again, an absolute steal.
Piqued your interest?
Want more?
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Maoshan’s Heir
The being of beings. The enlightenment of enlightenments. A masterclass in everything from the void to infinity. The all there is and then some. It is divine. It is …there is yet to be invented more words to describe such.
You can get it today for sale at only one centillion. No need to ask me how that number looks. Just make the wire transfer and we are good to go. -
SaintBiceps’s Biceps
This is it. With this you are the strongest being in the universe. No more can arm wrestlers beat you. This is the elder wand of muscles. Go beyond any limitations with this. It is like a million Mjolnirs in one. Nobody is stronger. Not even Arnold.
Its price is too large to be written out here, as all storage capacities of the world would be exhausted.
Some more priceless artefacts:
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Rosechalice’s Rosechalice
This is love beyond words. This is the reincarnation of unconditional love. Unlock this item and for the coming 100k years there is love and peace everywhere you look (conditions apply).
Listing its price would create a black hole, hence I leave it open here.
I hope you do like my collection of legendary items.
Hmu for more.
And I sincerely wish you a fabulous 1st of April
and charge it. 
