This was created by Luna… not even lying
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Am I the only one watching Dario Argento’s Suspiria today and still feeling the romance in the air? 
Next in the line is its 2019 remake lol
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lol yes @Maoshan_Wanderer. yes. you are the only one 
Have you forced your Valentine to watch with you or has she left to go buy her own chocolates and card? 
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I am probably going to watch Apocalypse Now… for the thirteenth time.
I would have a valentine, but I don’t. Life is sour, poor me.
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Lol, got her some skincare gadget (phew) and so for the next few hours, I can watch whatever I want undisturbed haha
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You know the real way to a woman’s heart. 
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Dialogue of the day 
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I don’t even understand why valentines day is a thing. This day is like shoving it into single people’s faces that they are alone…
I hate it
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You are never alone with this forum on your side 
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Hahahahah 
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This is how I imagine that convo went.
GF: Am I still as young and beautiful to you as I was X number of years ago that we celebrated our first Valentines? 
Maoshan: Nope. In fact, your skin’s aging like an apple left out on a hot summers day.
GF: /starts crying/
Maoshan: Don’t cry my love! Here’s some anti-aging stuff to fix your haggard appearance.
Maoshan: 
Now, I can watch my movies alone!
The End
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Let me give you a female ending perspective.
Gf: great!!! All as planned and i got what i wanted
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Oh i know his gf…that’s exactly what she wanted…but my ending is funnier 
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Okaaaaaaaaaay Mr Om 
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We all know Maoshan’s gf 
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entertaining thread
you folks are wholesome
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Its some gadget that puts current on the face or something… So, I guess its a gadget and a weapon lol… I just dont wanna be electrocuted! lol
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ok. We’ll go with your Alternate Ending B.
GF turns the whole affair into spa/date night with new anti-aging product.
Starts a luxurious bubble bath…
Drops a trail of rose petals to the bathroom…
Pour herself a glass of champagne and slips into the candlelit bathtub…
Just her and…
her new product…
true love at first sight…
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