VALENTINES DAY IS THE WORST.
lol
VALENTINES DAY IS THE WORST.
lol
I guess this you today then?
Not just today
National strangle Cupid with barbed wire day.
Am I the only one watching Dario Argento’s Suspiria today and still feeling the romance in the air?
Next in the line is its 2019 remake lol
lol yes @Maoshan_Wanderer. yes. you are the only one
Have you forced your Valentine to watch with you or has she left to go buy her own chocolates and card?
I am probably going to watch Apocalypse Now… for the thirteenth time.
I would have a valentine, but I don’t. Life is sour, poor me.
Lol, got her some skincare gadget (phew) and so for the next few hours, I can watch whatever I want undisturbed haha
You know the real way to a woman’s heart.
Dialogue of the day
I don’t even understand why valentines day is a thing. This day is like shoving it into single people’s faces that they are alone…
I hate it
You are never alone with this forum on your side
Hahahahah
This is how I imagine that convo went.
GF: Am I still as young and beautiful to you as I was X number of years ago that we celebrated our first Valentines?
Maoshan: Nope. In fact, your skin’s aging like an apple left out on a hot summers day.
GF: /starts crying/
Maoshan: Don’t cry my love! Here’s some anti-aging stuff to fix your haggard appearance.
Maoshan: Now, I can watch my movies alone!
Let me give you a female ending perspective.
Gf: great!!! All as planned and i got what i wanted
Oh i know his gf…that’s exactly what she wanted…but my ending is funnier
Okaaaaaaaaaay Mr Om