Okay. So I just wanted to say that

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We all know Maoshan’s gf :joy::nerd_face:

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#24

entertaining thread :joy:
you folks are wholesome

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#25

Its some gadget that puts current on the face or something… So, I guess its a gadget and a weapon lol… I just dont wanna be electrocuted! lol

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#26

ok. We’ll go with your Alternate Ending B.

GF turns the whole affair into spa/date night with new anti-aging product.

Starts a luxurious bubble bath…
Drops a trail of rose petals to the bathroom…
Pour herself a glass of champagne and slips into the candlelit bathtub…

Just her and…
her new product…
true love at first sight…

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#27

Wait. Am i His gf? :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

Cause thats something id want /do :rofl::heart_eyes:

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#28

I got a CBD bath bomb long time ago to try in a bath, 9 months later …yet to try it lol…

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#29

Oh i know that one! :drooling_face::drooling_face::drooling_face:

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#30

New development… this IS an actual horror movie!

Everything goes HORRIBLY wrong as she drops the device into the bath with her… electrocuting her but not killing her…

Now she’s on the path to AVENGE her lost looks… as she tracks down Maoshan from town to town tormenting him…

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#31

Haha i thought the ending was going to be more interesting :rofl::rofl:

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#32

Hahahahah

Imagine Maoshan all happy watching whatever he wants thinking she is having a blast in her bathroom and this comes out :joy:

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#33

Time for Suspiria 2! Tilda Swinton in 3 roles is calling me!!!

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#34

:heart_eyes: :star_struck:

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#35

That looks awesomeee never saw the 1st one

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#36

Paging @lilo

I need her perspective in this subject :smirk::laughing:

brings popcorn and waits

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#37

Fool, don’t get your girl some cosmetic product. She knows more than you about it, she loves shopping by herself.

Instead buy her some new house appliance, that way she can cook or clean more easily for you. She’ll love the simplicity and efficiency. That way she can spend more time watching tv
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+the asset last longer

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#38

Lol not sure under which rock you live mate haha

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#39

Its actually pretty good! I was initially apprehensive, I mean one does NOT mess with Argento’s work. They took a different approach with this one, while keeping the same basic premise. It was a little too long though, with some historical backdrop which seemed unnecessary.

Off for some lunch people!! Enjoy your Valentine’s day!!

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#40

It’s called common sense :unamused:

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#41

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I actually just started watching it :sunglasses::smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

Enjoy the day with the beu x

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#42

Nope, it’s called insecurity that assumes all women are meant to do is cooking and cleaning for you. What’s with that casual misogyny?

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