Okay. So I just wanted to say that

#43

This is the best thread I’ve read all day. :rofl: I wanted to jump in at several points but it just kept on taking stranger turns. That script needs to be sold immediately. Someone call Taika Waititi. It can be the next Valentine/Anti-Valentine indie flick. Quick everyone start thinking about which celebrities you want to portray you. I’d rather watch this than the unfortunate movie selection in our house for the day, which had Jackie Chan in a very bad wig and Governor Ah-nold as our baddie guai loh. I noped out five minutes in and went back to my book.

Let’s all thank Gothamista for basically saving the day. Hail Hydration!

Although as electric gadgets go… Well, skincare is certainly one way to please a woman.

Still, happy endings for all. It’s a win-win and twue wuv when both parties in a relationship think they’ve pulled one over the other.:joy: You guys are goals.:two_hearts:

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#44

Lol he’s trolling. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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#45

Lol I know… you gotta be careful “trolling” with a dozen impressionable kids here who are already behind seducing and controlling women…

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#46

People to Philip: we don’t like your jokes

5/5

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#47

Omg. Im gonna pretend i dont know much english

:exploding_head::face_vomiting:

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#48

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

I fkn love you :joy_cat::joy_cat:

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#49

:wink:

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#50

Lol I totally know this one …

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#51

lol heard this was the worst movie EVAH! ??

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#52

Yup!! @lilo made the perfect decision not to watch it. I persisted, just to see the dragon…which appeared for a minute in the end… I don’t even know who or why they make movies like this one…

Lately, I’ve been watching Turkish horror movies on Youtube haha… Baskin is a good one!

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#53

Oh our other forum’s poet… is typing :eyes:

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#54

Ah? I couldn’t tell… I never watch horror movies (even local ones supposed to be “funny”) since the one starring a dentist :joy::joy::joy: (that is since at least 25 years).

This thread needs to be framed, definitely :rofl:

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#55

Just when I thought nothing could beat the personal purgatory of a Stephen Chow marathon…

The Dragon Seal: My time to shine.

Totally just stuck around that long for the dragon. But I need some Brain Regeneration now.

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#56

I’ll steal this compliment from @lilo and run :running_woman:t2: :face_with_hand_over_mouth:

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#57

But i meant chuuuuu :sunglasses:

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#58

Haha now I wanna see a thread about the role of women in ancient societies we consider ‘advanced’ here.

Gotta say, the cognitive dissonance between worshipping female deities on the one hand and simultaneously being misogynistic to your wives and daughters never made sense to me.

Also @DR_MANHATTAN, best not to be misogynistic even playfully, in front of a guy that can invoke the wrath of the divine feminine on your posterior :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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#59

Awww chuuu meant meeehh? :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: How sweet is that! You know how to spread the Valentinish spirit :chocolate_bar: :love_letter:

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#61

Interesting. I should pay more attention to this.

The thread is all about how much Valentine’s day sucks :joy:

#63

Le Me :smiling_face_with_three_hearts::partying_face:

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#64

Who cares about Valentine’s Day? 14th of February is Lara Croft’s Birthday :birthday: :joy:

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