Dearest Ro
Yesterday I had a dream Shrek was my next door neighbor
He was short and stocky and very green
He jumped the fence dividing our properties, and with a cheeky grin ran diligently towards an entrance of my house
And I ran after him, as you can imagine, a neighbor darting into your house uninvited in silence means run after
Turns out he was gathering things from the house to have a picnic with me, his wife (that I don’t remember), me and… Brian Shaw (American World’s Strongest Man winner)
(This guy)
So I’m like aight, let’s do this
So things are going well, but then Brian decides it’s okay to blow his nose (no napkin) launching projectiles of mucus onto my floor (that I think was a rug). he was standing just outside a sliding door that led into the house, and he was putting his head inside the house to blow mucous
And I’m like Brian man stop! And he would look at me quietly, pausing before continuing
And I would look at Shrek
And I realized/felt that I may be offending Shrek in doing so (telling Brian to not blow his nose onto my floor)
The rest is secret