Random thoughts thread

Holy saint shit

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Oh you can say that again!

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I guess I’ll have to give you $2.50

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Why 2.50? You need to poop X2 all in one?

I mean, I’m not judging I’m just curious

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Well

, that would depend on fiber etc

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Gas prices are high these days…

Okay cheerio, go ahead, use the holy hole of poopy

It’s yours… But only for 9 minutes.

Chop chop

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Lol

No way man there’s makeup and hair spray and stuff

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Then it’s 3.75 :person_shrugging:

And then you would have yourself a date with the holy hole of poopy for 13:30 minutes

Don’t hate the playa hate the game cuhhz

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Speaking of poop, I’ve lost most shame for public farting

I just let it go whenever, every one else is collaterat at the hands of my own enjoyment

Just farted real loud next to this guy walking by me and I didn’t care, i was just typing away, then I was like damn I don’t care of what?? Haha (while laughing)

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Like a maximum detox and environmental immunity field? I could see there being a place for it. Max Heal Potion has detox. Iron Dome environmental protection (limited nft though). But this could still have it’s own area of specialization just to be the best at this one thing - making one immune to anything toxic within or without. RF, heavy metal, nano or whatever else. I could see it.

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I think I only care if I know it will smell bad and I don’t want others to suffer

If I know it’s gonna smell whatev’s then I lash away

How do I know how they will smell before they come out? My friends, dont ask me… You all don’t wanna know…

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I remember David Wilcock talking about the body having the capability to transmute into existence any minerals we need but don’t have available. Regardless of his far out ideas in some areas, I thought he was good when it came to cutting edge science of light and psychic warfare.

This transmutation was light based if I remember. Body could use light to do this. But only under some certain circumstance which I am not sure he named. So — fields then? Right?

What if we had one that transmuted whatever was in us that was harmful into something we needed but didn’t have? Aluminum to tin. Mercury to zinc or etc. Tin supplements are all but outlawed in the US.

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m-state fluoridated lead baby! there’s nothing like it.

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And this is only scratching the surface!..

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Your body soul and mind will thank you for it :wink:

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Now I know why you worked so hard to get buff. So you can do this. Some men dream of being Batman. Some just want to get the girl. Some just want to watch the world gas.

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Ooh I know man. I know. You put one of those turkey thermometers up in there. You can tell by the temperature.

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You can’t get lead into gold if you don’t drink lead first. Makes sense to me. Those fringe youtubers aren’t fringe enough. Saying the gov poisoned our water. Our higher self poisoned it for us.

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I train day in and day out…

I bled sweat blood and tears…

I lusted a world, where cheeks are free to breathe

No more shall cheeks suffocate! Now I am big man, and i feel I can finally breath! :triumph::fuelpump::fire:šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø

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Turkey thermometer reading: ā€œum … Sir! You gotta shiitttt :mask:ā€

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There’s one more way other than the old Heisenberg turkey thermometer method of the old… But it involves animal sacrifice, orgies and other frisky stuff… So I won’t get into it

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