Well thought my racist human.
Now we go and become so racist. I make mama proud.
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They are crazyyy crazyyyyy old
Look
Absolutely no grip
I slip every where when it rains
But I never fall!
Iâm unconsciously trained, i always slip on wet floors and always smoothly catch myself with out even blinking, Iâm just ready for it on all levels
I donât wanna buy another one cuz I donât need oneâŚ
I slip a lot lol it just looks like my body stuttered cuz of how nicely I recalibrate, Iâm a solid professional now, i wouldnât recommend any one trying these slides out on wet tiles⌠They could hurt themselves
The grip is so bad you could probably even slip and slide on sand!
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Iâve even slipped on the middle of a road before lol
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This is me on wet floors except I donât die
I just be pulling up every where with my trusty slides, staying alive
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Doesnât matter. If something works it works
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You look like youâre at my laundromat. Would be funny if we see each other at the local laundromat every time but never know it.
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This is the song that plays every time i step on wet floors⌠It was actually made in inspiration for me
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Mi cat came to ma bed 
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Unacceptable.
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Jk u touch that cat I keel u
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She told me âmeowâ and licked herself. 
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I touched her but not sexual
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It wonders about stuff, curious creature, enjoying existence
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Promise?
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Yes of course i dislike sexual stuff with animals.
People do that for realzies ya kno?
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Ok good goodâŚ
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Wtf what good
You like animals too?
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I wouldâve sent apache helicopter to Greece to find you had you said no
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I say good to you saying dislike sexy time with animal watahek
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