Random thoughts thread

that’s cancelous

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Dis how you pronounce “why” in the sizzouth side ya heard?

We say:

hhhhhwite (for white)
Hhhhhhhwy (for why)
Hhhhwere (4 where)

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fry

I see no difference, errones knows it

:smirk::relieved::face_with_hand_over_mouth::weary: 😵‍💫 :crazy_face: :drooling_face::yum:

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When you go to sip your coffee but you haven’t waited the full 10 minutes for it to cool down yet

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crazy face: smileysmile: 100%:

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At some point yall’s random just becomes a new computer coding language that only you speak in

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jus-deal-with-it

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This is why southerns are the smartest

Cowboys are actually computing geniuses

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cant-argue

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cowboy_brain

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When you look in the mirror after looping the newest Sapien Medicine field 4 hours straight because you “weren’t feeling anything” happening

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yee the f-ing haw my mathematicians

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50% of my posts are written in the bathroom of course

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This is not fake news.

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that’s when you are a man with a hole on his face that the hole leads to another world and your blood is pink and you are white

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rear photo of biceps after mexican food

poopfire

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Rear photo of bicep’s poop after he wasn’t using random thoughts thread simultaniously

poopsob

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Something else is not fake news:

Most of the kids left, except for 2…

Both of them sat down to poop in the stall next to mines one after another

And they didn’t even wipe!

Maybe they used a single toilet paper sheet or something, idk, but I was like dafuuqqqq

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The kind of love you could find if humans hadn’t lost their tree climbing abilities

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