My door dashers coming with a 40 oz mountain dew one for each leg so you’ll lay around being lazy while all Theo’s servitors give you false hope ideas you can’t execute on like happy marriages to redheads and whatnot
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No no
Drift is from Tokyo
Tokyo drift
California is Kalifornia
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Hahhahahahaahahahaa wtf
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We got him man. He won’t recover from this. What did he do wrong though? I forgot.
Oh I remember. Nevermind.
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He said his name in a forum
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Ohh shit I didn’t know u was gangsta like that dayum
Look I found pic of atreides in the web
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Haha what 
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That’s ice cube
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You didn’t know he was?
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I did. He is infamous for he can drink all sodas without any ice cubes. He is ice cold already
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“Johnny Ecuadorian” A name I will never forget. A thrower of arrows. Deadly with arrows and more than deadly if ever happens upon a spear. A legendary albino non-Caucasian man.
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You guys ever drank one of these?
They where illegal in Florida so I never drank one till I turned 18 and went to California…
I felt so cool to be able to drink a gangsters drink of choice back then lol
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Albino non Caucasian hahahahhahahabaahah
Vitiligo people jumping out de window
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Elon Musk needs some negentropy bro
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This cracked me up! 
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Not that specific one. Giant bottle of spanish beer yes. But not this.
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That’s less gangster
Has to be old English
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I shee. Well I was in Texas so lots of Spanish beers around. Good stuff. I never knew what my favorite was cause I couldn’t read any of the labels.
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Yes I drunk it ( I didn’t even knew existed)
I like Hennessy too ( i have to sell all my houses with the furnitures to buy one)
Ice cold killa is the feeling ( I know even if I drink I wouldn’t feel like that at all. I aint a hustla and want to make money only)
This is me ( this is literally the opposite of me )
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Yesterday I was around a bunch of drunk people
I wondered what it would be like to be drunk today, which is absolutely no different
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