Life is cruel yk. I don’t think that perfume users and soap smelling ppl can ever get along. I’m sorry.
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There’s been growing tensions…
The other day, I was walking down the street and I saw a soap person and a perfume person arguing over a parking spot and out of nowhere it got racial
He said “you know, maybe I wouldve let you have my spot if you used soap instead of perfume!” And the perfume person gasped and went into their pockets and pulled out a bottle of cologne and sprayed the other guys neck and then just before the other guy pulled out a soap bar, a near by cop turned on his police car lights and arrested the perfume person (the cop was a laundry detergent guy)
I was like wow… I need to stay indoors more, it’s not safe
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you joking right?
haha
well maybe not, i get close to a fight every summer 
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Whaaa
Have you not seen all the tensions yourself?
The hidden rooms behind the laundry mats where the laundry detergent people have their meetings…
The anti soap people graffiti at soap factories… (Very bad)
The soap bar filled mail boxes of perfume people…
This has been a ongoing thing… For ages now
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Let me guess, laundry detergent people 
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lol no i just saaaaid it.
people not using deodorant 
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lol you need to write a story
wicked good i want to read more 
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Ohhhh
Those…
There’s an anti-deodorant person In us all 
Some of us more than others
We where born this way, society took away our innocence
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lol I used to not wear deodorant for like 3 year of my adult life!
Now I use some natural deodorant lol
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eww, i mean you can be all natural good but if you stink because what you eat and drink then you need deodorant!!
cologne or perfume can only hide so much
lemon is just as good of a deodorant, magnesium milk, alum stone etc etc and an alkaline diet.
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That’s cap
Soap people wouldn’t bother yk they’re chill
It’s the perfume people who can go extra
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I thought I smelled good! Haha
I’m for real lol
Also, the Blessings of Saint Biceps field made my arm pits smell… Tropical lol
It was amazing (the field has a scent)
Had me smelling my own pits from time to time 
like wow!
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Soap person alert ^
Anti Perfume person propaganda I won’t stand for this
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 1:rofl:
Bruh
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Bro perfume ppl go extra mile to smell better in sleep even
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Look!
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+++++++
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Poor moms having boys fr
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I don’t think I ever came around to it! Haha
I robbed her of the opportunity to smell such excellency 
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Anyhow, too late here, going to sleep
Good night saint armpits
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