You don’t consume monster energy drinks
Monster energy drinks consume you
#drinkSunlight
Breathe in love and joy
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2025-07-15T04:00:00Z
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From my years studying these peculiar organisms, I’ve come to this conclusion and it’s a fairly simple one…
The bacteria in their nostrils are doing breathing exercises for them
Instead of the bacterias farting methane, they produce lovely oxygen
I had the chance to interview one such specimen in my time in the wild west,
It’s like for every inhale, they exhaled 2x the amount air they inhaled
I call these wild people Yuihwaians
Research still undergoing…
I’ll be back later with more findings
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Hmmm
How about nanobots doing pranayama for you?
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Bacteria are just organic nanobots 
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Delete that comment and let’s patent it while we have time
I smell some spiritual handy folks round… Don’t let em steal our business, partner! 
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Oh yeah, Bacteria even made a movie called Terminanonator
About a race or super intelligent nano bots trying to take over the bacteria race
And there’s a good nanobot who’s jacked from the future coming back in time to save the bacteria from possible extinction because the nanobots want to exterminate them all
You should check it out, it’s purty good
A lot of fear mongering, lots of blogs and articles talk about how nanobots may make the life of a bacteria meaningless or maybe even the fiction movie Terminanonator may become a reality
But overall they seem optimistic it will all work out
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Where is @Drift
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Owl, were you depressed without me?
Poor owl
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I want season 2 of the avatar series on netflix to come out already
I thought season 1 was really good
lol
it would take me way longer to finish it now in this era of my life than season 1 did for me back when I watched it
Edit
Season 2 out early 2026 
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Google calender?
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I do exercise breathing 24/7, I guess. 
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[2 character rule]
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hi
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I want one of the first avatar. Not another random kid. Also earth bending sucks the most lol, I think the next season’s avatar will be earth bender. But maybe later we get a firebending one and later either a 5th element (show lacks that) or one of the first avatar since she dominated all elements.
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This app plays fields automatically for you at 4am?
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