thats deep
anyways no need to ok?
because we all know that the chicken and the egg are one
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I will chant and play orchestral music for the chickens
I will give them head pat and neck massage
Feed them m states and play animal fields for them
They will drink Jing charged tea from sapien
(I might do a combination of the above in all seriousness lol)
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They will think you are the chicken savior until you start eating their children you monster.
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They will follow my foot steps and drink their childrenās with meā¦
I will raise a race of self eating cannibalistic chickens
And then i will replicate what Iāve learned from raising chickens with humanityā¦ The world is my sandbox
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not only that man
give them all man
give them jindan to lay golden eggs now man
give them hyper state sleep so everyone that eats them will not need more coffee and sabotage the coffee big industry
give them abudance mindsett so they lay quadriple the eggs
give them parkinsons help so they can stop going up and down their heads to eat
ok?
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omg Thatās terrible. All the muscle has drained every last drop of estrogen and compassion hormone from your body.
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hahahahahah wtf
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Ģ¶HĢ¶iĢ¶sĢ¶ pronouns are man man and man. Not he him and his.
*Manās pronouns
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hahahahahaha
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oh no I wasn;t meant to laugh please have mercy
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Ohhh man youāre on to something
I will sell these under different brands under the same father company
One brand of chicken eggs will be for muscle growth another will be a morning pick me up coffee type of egg and another will be for getting high legally by playing DMT 24/7 for the chickens, till the government cracks down on the operation of course and then there will be a black market
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go get em tiger
me your papa and you make papa a company
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When your egg market goes from the magic market to the black market but you know you canāt call it the black magic market.
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Oh yeah my doctor prescribed me some of this stuff but i havent been taking my medicationā¦
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its not your you can;t own him you patriarchial kiddo
here we are feminists ok? we are having all genders in the world and drink margaritas every night with da girls
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Mesujei on Instagram: "Quando ficar veio para de fazer graƧa! Para sim... kkkkkk"
Me right before i take my compassion hormone medicine
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Iām scared. Iām sure any chicken seeing this would immediately fertilize the soil for you.
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wtf hahahahahaha
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Wouldnāt be the first time
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