One time
I was ditching school with a friend
And mannnn he told me he sucked at jumping fences
He wasn’t joking
I hopped it easy
But he caught his pants in the fence and ripped it up
I laughed
That is all
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To me happened the same but instead of the pants it was the shirt and we had to go to my house to take another one and my mother found out we are little gangsters and putted us in jail for one week
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Oh broooo
And just 20 minutes ago I was sleeping and I was dreaming of that friend man
Wtf
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Story time
I’ve been in the back of a police car once
I thought it was so cool
It was back in highschool, i was ditching school with the same friend from earlier
Me and this friend ditched basically an entire semester of English class and math class
I failed both those classes, i never liked school or cared for it, but this is besides the point
So
We where at this park that we always would go to, and this cop car pulled up, we where just some teenagers and had back packs, we where at a park during school hours so I’m sure the cop was suspicious
The cop parked far away from us and turned off his head lights
Every time we’d look, the cop car was like 5 feet closer lol
We’d be like waitah minneh! Wasn’t he farther away??.
So we where like ok fk this let’s go
So we had two options of where to leave, we where by the corner of the block so we could cross the street or we could take our usual route to his house which was in farther down the block where the cop was
We decided to go towards the cop
So as we got beside the cop car my friend says wait, i got something in my shoe (i think either sand or a rock)
So we pause right there, and my friend starts taking off his shoe I’m like “damn it! Noooo!” In my mind right
And the cop rolls down their window and asks us aren’t we supposed to be in school
And we said no
They said “does your parents know?”
We lied of course and said yes
They called our parents and my mom freaked out cuz a cop was calling her about me and my mom ratted me out saying I’m supposed to be in school when the cop asked her “hello this a cop, where is your son Jonathan supposed to be right now?”
So they checked our bags for drugs
Funny cuz my friend seems like a real pot head and that’s cuz he is, and people assume the worst of him at times back then, but when they asked him what’s in his bag he told them “Yu-Gi-Oh cards” they where in disbelief but low and behold it was true, i thought that was funny lol
The cop took us to school and he met with the school cop out front
The cop asked them about us, I remember the school cop told the real cop “oh them? They’re a bunch of nobodies” which really irked me then lol
Good good times, i wrote a song mentioning/talking about this a few years ago lol the song was about all my friends
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patron of the gangster
he is the law he is the gangos of the street
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thats where you took to put things in your shoes too
I get it
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Ye
My gango slang mango, and if you wanna tango we go Rambo
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My friend told me the reason why he decided to take the sand or rock or whatever out of his shoe in that moment was to look less suspicious
lol
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i go ronaldo and shot ya head
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how that changes things?
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Cuz i guess, in his mind, if we where truly up to no good, we’d stay far away from the cops lol
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Which i agreed with, i thought to myself the fact we’re walking towards the cops made us unsuspicious
But the shoe thing was a step too far! Pun intended
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lol that never works I do the same thing though
if they are suspicious they always will ask it doesn’t need no energy to do that plus better be safe than sorry
so anyone would ask
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BoL doesnt mess around.
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its true
I will do 20 kiddos just for that
just watch me and my future wife save the world once again
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it messes around with disharmonies in genetic level
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explain
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She is the embodiment of confusion
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