Random thoughts thread

The Social Lounge
#15782

well obviously im a spiritual caste monk so im virgin and unkissed but in another life

yeah nice intuition

so again this is a past life so i was kiddo so caution advised

hm…maybe i was like preteen or even a kid for real and she was a teen (older than me) but im not gonna analyze that now xD

anyway i was young and inexperienced and dumb and a jerk as im truly in my heart consciousness xD

so i got into many problems to be with that girl

like honestly that was some supernatural stuff…the universe warning me every way it could xD

so we go to the cinema to watch a spanish movie so it has sex scenes yknow

she comes with a friend too so i brought another friend to keep her busy but they sat away from each other

i thought there would be no funny business

so the sex scenes come on and i get a boner and im thinking like “wouldnt this be the worst moment to…” and ofc she is pulling me and trying to kiss me and i kinda cobra her but she starts biting and sucking on my lips xD

really bad experience it was my first kiss xD

anyway i didnt have a bad one later cause i became virgin monk

plus i have…unique taste in kisses and sex so…send me the bad kissers xD

4 Likes
#15783

braggadocio

vain and empty boasting

#15784

good idea man xD

2 Likes
#15785

hahahaha cobra? :snake:

1 Like
#15786

Ah, a biter

Those confuse me

Just the concept like unless there’s some sort of agreement like “we like biting!” I don’t see why somebody would just come in hot with that

3 Likes
#15787

Lol. Gets turned on when she can’t find his mouth with her tongue. Is it foreplay or just clumsy? Who cares?

3 Likes
#15788

raw-1461768887

3 Likes
#15789

she did it badly…it wasnt like in the movies…but well at least apparently i got me a bad evil but virgin girl…that preyed on kids :confused:

2 Likes
#15790

:scream: :scream: :scream:

2 Likes
#15791

Wait how old were you??

3 Likes
#15792

Lol. It’s those energy vampires I’m always going on about.

3 Likes
#15793

the dance they do man…turning your face away or dodging the kiss somehow…in spain thats doing the cobra (to him/her).

this is why spaniards think tourist are easy cause they dont know the evasion tactics xD and the insistence of the spanish men xD

3 Likes
#15794

yes you just described my unique taste xD

2 Likes
#15795

really? never a girl bitten me :frowning:

my energy not worthy of vampirism

4 Likes
#15796

Dont worry bro its saint michael protecting you

4 Likes
#15797

its true good girls like me only hahaha

3 Likes
#15798

:slightly_frowning_face: I’m sorry man. You’re too saint. :innocent: :cry:

3 Likes
#15799

nevermind that girl you focus on the bad

i was lucky i got her everyone was obssesed with her…played dirty all my friends for that kiss yknow xD

3 Likes
#15800

Choose somebody

3 Likes
#15801

oh yes yes I accept that I am glorious thanks

you too

drift no saint he is monk now I get the difference he knows kama sutra

2 Likes