Yes it’s a contest actually and I win everyday. I win baby. All day contests all day wins.
Theophilus the winner of the Gods.
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You’re a legit elf. A living fae among us. I’m impressed. When you’re so short girls stop dating you for your height and start dating you for your magical powers.
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i was waiting for this just to make the joke…
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seriously?
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Guys I am sorry. Reality is that I live in two dimensions I actually don’t have height.
Please don’t hate me for than man. I am trying to live a honest life here on earth but the stigma for short kings is awful.
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dont worry bro I am actually the same height as the floor
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No i am 183-184
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sounds small
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every day as i fall asleep xD
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Secure guys never talk down to anyone. Remember that.
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Yeah but you living in the Eiffel tower
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think im 167
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You are a KING 
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whats your height bro?
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KING OF SECURE GODS .p
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Nonono
he first has to say his height so we know for sure he is king of secure gods
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You are 167 though?
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Because American can’t do real mathematics
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175.25999999999996 cm according to google
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Cute little buddy
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