You seem to be getting smaller…
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I just loved that plot twist. I wasn’t expecting the entity attack thing. Figured he’d take it some other direction. Got to love creativity.
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Ok ok you found me 4’9
Ok I am 4’5 you happy?
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Is this a contest now? PatronMuscleceps bout to come in and announce he’s 4’7". Then you’ll be put to shame.
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…ok i feel bad for lying I am 1’8… Please no laughing
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well isnt it what everyone thinks when they see their dogs like that?
i once read a shaman saying his cat did that…try to protect him from some entity that was like coming through to this plane from a wall xD…why they have to act creepy though…just knock the door man
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Yes it’s a contest actually and I win everyday. I win baby. All day contests all day wins.
Theophilus the winner of the Gods.
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You’re a legit elf. A living fae among us. I’m impressed. When you’re so short girls stop dating you for your height and start dating you for your magical powers.
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i was waiting for this just to make the joke…
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seriously?
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Guys I am sorry. Reality is that I live in two dimensions I actually don’t have height.
Please don’t hate me for than man. I am trying to live a honest life here on earth but the stigma for short kings is awful.
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dont worry bro I am actually the same height as the floor
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No i am 183-184
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sounds small
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every day as i fall asleep xD
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Secure guys never talk down to anyone. Remember that.
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Yeah but you living in the Eiffel tower
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think im 167
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You are a KING 
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whats your height bro?
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