Oh god… probably you’re right, sad but true
An Athena mandala would not support this for sure, in fact she might teach them a lesson (in case of a disrespectful attitude).
I’m not entirely sure what the Aphrodite one would do in such case, I think it depends on the wearer. I think she could help. however, someone who just wants to “put their… banana into something that’s alive” could walk away with a bad experience, e.g. it would help attract scammers and/or prostitutes.
Though I’m not as familiar with the Aphrodite stories as with the Athena ones, so might have to check and reconsider.