From my flu-ridden mind comes another masterpiece design lol
The simple design and name are to dupe your attackers (if there will be ones)
Something to wear while you kick back and chill on your Sofa (!)
4 main fields so the price will begin at 300
Main Field 1: Earthly Protection
(A) Patented smart “IDGAF” ™ system is your ultimate protector from all the badness in this reality, from projections to curses to entities to energetic and mental intrusion, negativity, imprinting, soul leeching / stealing etc. Complete, ultimate protection. Extends to all your past present and future incarnations and parallel selves (!). You’re just not affected by anything like that, period.
(B) Patented smart “Ordinary Average Guy” ™ camouflage system. This system makes you completely and permanently invisible to dark arts practitioners, evil aliens, and other nasties. It dupes your potential attackers into thinking that you are, well, Ordinary Average Guy ™ but also signals that you’re better just be left alone. In a sense, this wil serve as litmus paper for…
(C) Patented smart “Zap 'Em” ™ system. Activates only in case of potential or incoming attack. If anyone is stupid enough to think that your Tin Foil Hat won’t save you (but it will). System does instant checks against Galactic Counsel’s and Justice Realm’s decisions and databases and, depending on the severity of attack(s) and applicability of cause / effect (karma) laws, instantly makes the decision on the actual force with which the attack will be returned to sender. Amplification of RTS to the point that completely incapacitates your attackers and deals a major energy debuff to the point of full removal of all their powers (!) without ability to get them back, ever (!). (This is a much-needed feature, fed up with same a-holes really :))
Main Field 2: Astral Protection
(A) Same as Field 1 but for Astral Plane
(B) Same as Field 1 but for Astral Plane
(C) Same as Field 1 but for Astral Plane
Main Field 3: Sleep / Dream Protection
(A) Same as Field 1 but for Dreamscape / Dream Plane
(B) Same as Field 1 but for Dreamscape / Dream Plane
(C) Same as Field 1 but for Dreamscape / Dream Plane
Main Field 4: Stupefying Aura
(A) For normal people (like forum residents, general folks at large, homies, animals, neighbors, milkman etc) your Tin Foil Hat appears as if you are wearing a crown / halo of Golden Light. This is a permanent add-on to your being. Purifies, heals, rejuvenates and reconstructs everything (including you and all of your bodies)within 5 meter radius with unconditional love, golden light, and flower of life. NB: Robe and sandals not included.
(B) Bends reality in a way that only good things and good people and good experiences are coming your way (even if you make a decision to go someplace nasty)
(C) Effortless contact with Galactic Counsel and beyond to consult on things etc
@veh mate you always get the best artwork from Dream’s Tarot, please request an image “tin foil hat on the background of golden light”
15 copies, audio + mandala
Thank you for your attention cough
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