Can aliens fix my computer

I know it sounds like a very silly thought, but I wonder, can I ask aliens to repair my computer with alien intercession? Is this possible? (sorry my bad english)

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Best thing to do about it is first to ask and then wait to see!

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Youā€™ve got to tell us if this works.

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Why does this feel like a plotline to an early 80ā€™s teen movie? :joy:

ā€œWatch what happens when John, an average teenager with a computer, makes contact with aliens and then asks them to fix his computer.!ā€
Hilarity?/Horror?/Romance? ensues!"

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Iā€™ve heard Archangel Michael can repair technology.

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Anything can be attempted.

I owned a computer store for 15 years.

Code doesnā€™t really just ā€œchangeā€ itself, so there isnā€™t a good energetic mechanism for thatā€¦ but some computers have bad ā€œluck,ā€ and others good ā€œluck.ā€

I always used to say if there was a problem I should have just given back the equipment to the customer. In the future, if I ever open another store (I am definitely, definitely notā€¦ I am into metaphysics now, now enabling porn addiction), my official policy will be the first time I screw something up on your equipment, or I order a part and itā€™s the wrong part, or get a ā€œnewā€ part that doesnā€™t workā€¦ you take your device back and I wonā€™t work on it for at least 30 days. 90% of my problem machines/problem customers were REPEAT problems. Iā€™d order the same part 3 times before I found one that worked, shipping would be delayed, etc, to the point that many people just assumed I was lying to them. But no, some stuff just seems to have decided itā€™s not going to get fixed from day one. And when the right part FINALLY showed up, my chance of screwing it up would jump up by at least 1000%.

Short version: ask them to optimize the hardware, optimize the software, clear any curses, improve luckā€¦ and maybe learn to love your computerā€¦

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Ha. This exactly!. People always look at me weird when Iā€™m talking to ā€œinanimateā€ objects with kindness or when Iā€™m telling them that yelling at their car for not working isnā€™t helpingā€¦

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Give them your physical coordinates and you will increase your chances. Heck, they might even take you for a ride.
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Yes, they can fix your computer! I have received help (not necessarily from Aliens, but hell, whoever is not exactly human like us probably can be called Alien?) in:

  • Starting my car when I had to run to a meeting and just would not start! Asked Sekhmet for help, and the car started right away.
  • Several times when flight is late. I try to not ā€œabuseā€ my privilege but as a weekly traveler, I have used this countless times to fix my flight issues.
  • Fix a TV before a game one weekend
  • Find lost things all the time
  • Fix a keyboard at work - a key would not work at all and I had to complete a presentation. Asked for it to be fixed, and it worked immediately - exactly till I completed and then the ā€˜Kā€™ key stopped working again
  • Pause rain till I get home (here, I rely on some Daoist work)
  • To get help for my mom on various things as she lives al the way across the globe in London (she is freaked out every single time lol)
  • etc. etc, etc

Too many such experiences out there to recount. Intercession tag has boosted my results a hundredfold.

As Dream says:

ā€œThe simple fact of the matter is that help is readily available to everyone, but the rules that good beings abide by require a specific request for aid be made.ā€

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Iā€™ve done the same things a couple of times to hold of the rain till Iā€™m safe at home whenever Iā€™m on a walk

A simplified technique is to imagine that you are radiating heat towards the sky coupled with conceptual thinking

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yeah i also have this approach. i even name things if the inspiration knocks.

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Hi guys, iā€™m a very impatient person, so I listened for 2 days and left. I can say that although I cannot see non-human beings but i can feel them. In my 2.3 listening i definitely felt something was coming. but I guess I could not say my request exactly. There was a curious being that eagerly awaited my request. my computer broke hardware, part of it broke and it needs to be replaced. I was too lazy to take it because the pc service was too far away and I wanted to test this sound. I think that if there was a software malfunction rather than hardware and if I could express my request, it would definitely have been corrected. let me also give a strange detail. In the neighborhood I live in, there is a dog that people feed and he loves me too. I approached him the day I listened, but he avoided me and looked at me curiously. Itā€™s a very interesting detail for me because it always made me love it. (Sorry my english is bad and i translate from google translate. There can be many ambiguities)

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I asked this to the Dragon 3 times in a row and it did! I forgot about that and i think thats the most wow thing hes done because i saw it happening right in front of my eyes.

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Well, thatā€™s pretty cheap too, I mean, you just ask and if they want, they might do it, but what if they ask for a price ? :dizzy_face: :joy:
Well, your problem has been fixed anyway, just realizing now that the last post was in september!

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Theyā€™d probably say that there advanced components/equipment arenā€™t compatible with that pile of shitā€¦it would probably just set fire to it :laughing:

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:dizzy_face: :joy: Brutal, but Good point!

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:rofl:

I was thinking something like that. Imagining myself asking Nikola Tesla to fix my Abacus.

Could youā€¦ Could you please Sirā€¦

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ā€œHmm what was that? You want me to what?ā€

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