wow
you already do illuminati hand signs and think you are god
it really works
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There is evidence of this. Seems we all go dumb when talking with someone we like.
Also read a āstudyā that concluded sleeping with women made men lose neurons or neural connections.
And that women voices are tiring for men brains. I donāt know what they meant by tiring exactly though.
LGBT people should all read about these studies xD
saw this just now
how is this not a joke?
come on Americaā¦you can do better
That style isnāt critical enough. I vote meme.
also
Born just in time to ingest a credit cardās weight in microplastics every year.
How? I think Iām ingesting several water jugs or smthā¦a year? Iām eating toy storyās cast a year.
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Iām tripping. I was listening to this in the background and thought it was a serious news segment. Then I heard the end āIām Steve Juicy. Iām Brian Kill-meā so I jumped back to the tab real quick to see if I had been watching The Onion the whole time. Nope. Just living in bizarro world.
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I literally went mental yesterday, healing journey can be quite tough
But I surrendered and managed to let go
So much weight of my shoulders simply gone, very beautiful indeed
I dont care anymore
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Always.
lol. But, at least the idea of pausing AI is something nice. Are humans finally becoming responsible? lol. --Probably not, but a pause or full-stop to itās development would be great. We should focus on things that improve the quality of life at the human levelā¦ not replacing humans entirely.
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Itās all fake news. Not even the names are real.
Juicy, Earhart and āKillMeā walk into a barā¦ come on
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april foolās joke?
most boring and long winded joke ever but it is in the news so
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We have reality jumped into The Onion dimension. Enjoy 
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Oh sorry I just ate your dimension
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Wasnāt that strong either
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You are what you eat. Now youāre a joke. 
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you are a false god
I win
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I ate a false god? 
I had some really good ramen a little while ago.
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yes you ate a false god
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Iām too confused to be offended.
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ā¦bro
seriously ditch the nfts man you havenāt understand 3-4 times the past days
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That might be a valid point if you made sense.
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ok reported
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flagged and sent to the higher council
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