Random thoughts thread

If you where watching from his perspective it means you dieded

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Died so many times

Yet still alive here and now

What is existence

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Thanks for saving me too

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@deja-vu wan play more pubby l8er doe?

Also… Any body else wanna chime in too? C’mon, don’t be shy, I know you’re reading and are in panic mode over the fact you’re not playing with me at the moment but it’s okay we can fix this

@kennywest1 i c u cuhz!!

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Haha i was thinking earlier, the last thing I gave you before i left was the foldable bike

Instead of giving you all the goodies I have, i gave you magic foldable bike it’s like a foldable chair but bike and you loved it and i was happy

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Sure sure

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In how many hours would you not be able to? lol

Yes, I love bikes

I was happy too

Thank you

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In like 12 I wouldn’t be

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I rebuttal,

np

Oh

You’re spoiling me

I will fall asleep for 12 hours bye

Wait listen to my carpet rant

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Oh no what did I get myself into

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Oh no she’s still typing

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I took bite of burrito left app came back and still

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My friend asked if I want to buy her carpet, a beautiful soft red carpet

I decline, I say thank you but I have carpeted floors, don’t you remember

She says “yeah, everywhere except for the kitchen but that’s alright”

I go “right but who puts a carpet into the kitchen? It’s where you cook, it’s where you stain the floor all the time, it has tile for a reason…”

She then sends me a pic of that damn carpet with a caption “that one but all good”

Selling skills 0/100

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lol your friend trying pressure you into buying the carpet like that is questionable!

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Not even a magic carpet

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Hey… I know a guy

Now, if we’re being frank and dandy and not a bit Darrel, hes not just any guy

His name is magic carpet guy, and hes got a cousin that knows a guy that can make you a magic carpet

Of course this comes with a price

But where in life do think you can get a magic carpet that massages your feet after a long day of work when you get home? Or a magic carpet that holds you when you need it the most (via coiling and constricting)? What else do ya need eh?

You can pay in installments too, 1 year warrantee is separate fee that is up front too