lol your friend trying pressure you into buying the carpet like that is questionable!
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Not even a magic carpet
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Hey⌠I know a guy
Now, if weâre being frank and dandy and not a bit Darrel, hes not just any guy
His name is magic carpet guy, and hes got a cousin that knows a guy that can make you a magic carpet
Of course this comes with a price
But where in life do think you can get a magic carpet that massages your feet after a long day of work when you get home? Or a magic carpet that holds you when you need it the most (via coiling and constricting)? What else do ya need eh?
You can pay in installments too, 1 year warrantee is separate fee that is up front too
Plot twist: it massages your feet because itâs infested with roaches
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Indeed a twisterâŚ
Why is the roaches living in da feet? They have no roof over head when no wearing shoes⌠They need shelter :â(
Do da roaches migrate into the carpet? Itâs microcosm utopia for roaches?
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Hahahahha
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How is your burrito
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It has been brutally mauled beaten and abandoned, for I have came on here to type to you
It is lucky⌠For now
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Ok bye
⌠gonna get rid of it
Best of luck
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Iâm hungry now
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wuzupp habibi
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Habibti
And⌠Ahem
Kulu shay jayid⌠Ma akhar ma tawasalat alyah?
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Goodnight Bicep weâll play tomorrow
I need to read and practice astral projection
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I can never die
I thought you drowned
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Okay have fun!
Work first play later
Close! i was actually breathing the whole time believe it or notâŚ