And found again
I need to say thatā¦ the old movie Twister made us believe that launching a bucket full of sensors into a tornado could somehow crack the code of nature. Ah, the good olā days when āDorothyā wasnāt just from The Wizard of Oz but also a metal contraption standing between us and total weather chaos.
Fast forward to 2024, and weāre back at it. But this time, with bigger storms, shinier gadgets, and even crazier theories on how to āneutralizeā these monster twisters. Will drones save the day? (Hint: Nope). Will AI finally outsmart Mother Nature? (Hint: Nooope). Or are we just here for the fucking CGI destruction and epic storm chases? (Hint: Totally).
Spoiler alert: Tornadoes are still very much untamed, and the science is still, wellā¦ letās just say itās more Hollywood than Harvard. Butā¦ in the end, weāre all just part of the showā¦ and the show must go on 
In no time, once this crazy premiere week is over and I can watch the movie at my leisure, Iāll be chatting about the new Alien flick. Clearly. We have way too much history together, me and that franchiseā¦ Well, no. Just the 1st movie. After all, it was basically my communion buddy. Kinda.
Today, to get the neighbors to stop blasting their music (which they do every single day, and honestly, most of what they play isnāt even music), I decided to act like a teenager and hit my playlist. I picked a little bit of everything I knew theyād hate but that I personally enjoy (a win-win situation). Think Evanescence, MƤgo de Oz, Imagine Dragons, Queen, AC/DC, Runaway Cab and Whitesnake. One of each, like a box of assorted chocolatesā¦
Flashback to Forrest Gump and my true love, cacao in any format. Wellā¦ Not the pointā¦ I think. Now I need it. Youāll see me rummaging through the Nautilusās pantry.
Moral of the story: Iām super mature, as you can see from my behavior with the neighborsā¦ which is exactly why Iām not sharing any cocoa I find in the pantry.
I may add Space Jam and Mambo number five to the next timeā¦ and soundtracksā¦ from movies. Yep. Youāre very convincing.
Actuallyā¦ I did play some movie soundtrack. I think thatās what made them stop.
Very mature. Always.
And no, Iām not using any songs by Atomic Rebel because they donāt deserve them (super mature thought).
I should unsubscribe from most of my mailing lists but sometimes they give me cheap gems.
Laziness kills ambition.
Anger kills wisdom.
Fear kills dreams.
Ego kills growth.
Jealousy kills peace.
Doubt kills confidence.
aaand now read that right to left.
Iām thinking I get a bit feisty when Iām hormonal. Youāre lucky I couldnāt buy a ticket to Glastonbury (cue dramatic sobbing). I swear my own hormonal field can counteract anything I throw at it to ābalanceā it. Iāve just terrified the neighborsā¦ just by talking and staring at them intensely. I might need to ask Cap to create a morphic field to ādial down 2345654345654 levels of intensity caused by hormonal changes because none of the existing ones have been effectiveā¦ Except for chocolate, kebap and watching my period movie (did I invented the term? Nahā¦ Wellā¦ It exists for me). But I canāt eat chocolate and kebap 24/7, literally. I THINK. Waitā¦ Hmmmā¦ā.
Now Iām worried about them (another great thing about hormones). And on top of that, the other neighbors will probably think Iāve killed them or something because theyāre almost never quiet (except during mandatory āquiet hoursā). And Iām hungry.
We should watch a movie or a series togetherā¦ We could sync up and send each other voice notes to comment on whatās happening, especially when itās very predictableā¦ or at any other moment (Tip: donāt read me. Iām getting into weird loops).
Missing @anon88898657 hours.
W jojo
Why do we miss things once theyāre gone? Orā¦ why do we stop appreciating something just because it becomes part of our daily grind? Itās likeā¦ we take it for granted until it pulls a Houdini and disappears.
Except food. I always miss itā¦ even while Iām eating it. Iām like Homer Simpson with a never-ending craving for Pinchyā¦
And storiesā¦ infinite storiesā¦ like the ones Gandalf gets lost in while enjoying a second breakfast at Bag End.
GLP-1 agonists to the rescue for food noise, try Diet on the Brain field if itās affordable for you.
Thank you for the advice, but I donāt think Iām going to try it. I love eatingā¦ and indulging, especially with food. But Iām sure that advice is really helpful for a lot of people who have health issues because of it. Youāre a good person 
A chainsaw and chains are always handy. Some curtains with red spots too.
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Y estoy usando El Mundo Today porque me amansaā¦ A veces.
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Alright, Iāll stop with the Spanish shit stuffā¦ Not everyone might be a fan of our silly humor or our language.
Four scoops of matcha powder before bed was an interesting choice.
