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Carton juice damn
Nice that you bring that up, I was just the other day thinking about orange juice in a plastic bag
They used to give those to us in school lol
So good man, made me really wanna buy some orange juice but I didn’t
It was Mr. J!
I was thinking, how much micro plastic must be in there lol they must seal it with heat
“The good stuff”
Not going to lie, when you said bags of orange juice I was picturing an IV drip
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Orange juice IV
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Fast tracking that Type 2 diabetes ![]()
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lol imagine adding a bunch of sugar to orange juice
I’m sure I’ve had something like that
But the thought of orange juice with sugar is peculiar to me nonetheless
They do that shit unfortunately ![]()
Conversation for another time
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*Sees person pour sugar in orange juice *
Me: “Stop it man, you’re being weird!”
lol see ya man
We always had Capri sun at school.
It’s cool that it still exists
Bananalluminati
Yeah, they didn’t have that Tropicana drink at school unfortunately but the bagel store in my town always had it
Dearest Ro
Yesterday I had a dream Shrek was my next door neighbor
He was short and stocky and very green
He jumped the fence dividing our properties, and with a cheeky grin ran diligently towards an entrance of my house
And I ran after him, as you can imagine, a neighbor darting into your house uninvited in silence means run after
Turns out he was gathering things from the house to have a picnic with me, his wife (that I don’t remember), me and… Brian Shaw (American World’s Strongest Man winner)

(This guy)
So I’m like aight, let’s do this
So things are going well, but then Brian decides it’s okay to blow his nose (no napkin) launching projectiles of mucus onto my floor (that I think was a rug). he was standing just outside a sliding door that led into the house, and he was putting his head inside the house to blow mucous
And I’m like Brian man stop! And he would look at me quietly, pausing before continuing
And I would look at Shrek
And I realized/felt that I may be offending Shrek in doing so (telling Brian to not blow his nose onto my floor)
The rest is secret
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