szchuan sauce is the ultimate food from the future…has all the perfect nutrients in trace.amounts, perfect macros, significantly acidic but alkalinizes the body…probably makes your sweat smell like holy light and amrita nectar…and your breathing and pheromones become nutritious enough that everything from bacteria to flowers to insects feed off it and it cleans the pollution from the air too…gives plasma and negentropizes all animals that help with pollution and tells the whales and big mammals that you’re a woke eco-ally and destroys the harmfult bacteria, fungi and parasites
it attracts real life red unicorns to you too, the fae, elementals, dragons…even the archangels are attracted cause it has trace amounts of angelica and lavender in it