Alright, letās break this down. Itās either gonna take me hours or daysā¦ because ever since I got this potion, Iāve been on the craziest rollercoaster of āWhaaaaaaaat in the bubbling cauldron of mystery is happening?ā aka WTF.
From day one, itās like I got a booster shot of good vibes, joy, and swagger. All served up as a daily special. And thatās even though the musicās all melancholic. Hold onā¦ yeah, letās dive into the melody. Let me just say this melody is seriously melancholic and powerful. Itās like stepping into the secret library of pure consciousness to grab the ultimate guide on how to master manifestation, accompanied by its own hauntingly beautiful soundtrack. Imagine if Chopin, Verdi, Mozart and Beethoven (3 of the names of my canariesā¦ that passed on to another realm a long time ago āthough completely unrelated and a bit of an irrelevant detail for this topic) teamed up to compose a soundtrack for your existential crisisā¦ Yeah, itās that intense.
After showering the melody with praise, letās move on to the topic at hand! I meanā¦ I dreamed of transforming my life with just a swig of something magical and this potion did not disappoint. Itās like having a cosmic GPS that not only directs you to your dreams but also clears out all the annoying traffic. After the holistic cleansing, my energy felt so fresh that I have been reborn in a unicornās glittery world. This is way better than glitter stickers and rainbowsā¦ weāre talking unicorns riding dragons-level awesome here.
The Mental Attitude programming had me visualizing my success so vividly I almost booked a flight to my new mansion. And partied with billionaires, sharing lembas bread and potionsā¦ though theirs would be loaded with top-shelf alcohol while mine were morphic field potions whipped up by Sapien. At least, weād all be tipsy on magic.
And thanks to the Photogrammetry, I feel like I can now visualize dreamsā coordinates (No, noā¦ Iām not talking about Dream as in Dreamās secret base coordinates).
Compared to this potion, any master manifestor sounds like a kid who smashes a sandcastle just because another kidās castle is way cooler with fortified walls, a moatā¦ and sharksā¦ and all that jazz. You get it. Wellā¦ poor folks. Letās not mess with all of them. Besides, Neville probably said: āThere should definitely be a Cap. Weāre not even close to his level when it comes to manifestation. No need to hear or read anything about me or anyone else talking about manifesting, because this person could totally embed morphic fields into an audioā¦ Like a genie, but with audios and imagesā. Yeah, thatās definitely what he wanted to manifest.
Alsoā¦ Dissolving my ego? This potion contains several morphic fields that are essential for life. Itās like having all the ingredients to start a pizzeria. Though I did accidentally banish my snack cravings too. Just kidding, Iām always hungry. Iām like Hulk, but instead of getting angry, I just get hangry.
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Iād say that with just this potion, you can skip listening to Ego Dissolution and Millionaire Mindset. Itās like a fusion of Goku and Vegetaā¦ but I could be wrong. Besides, I secretly (clearlyā¦ TOP secret) love listening to Capās voice in the Hypnosis. Anyway, Iām going to call this potion Gogeta in my head.
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My pineal gland is now on high alert, and my third eye sees so clearly it might need sunglasses.
I started having so many synchronicities it was like being trapped in a cosmic buffet where the only items on the menu were numbers, songs, and phrasesā¦ all served on repeat. I was bombarded with 1717, 1919, 222 and 333 like they were some sort of divine special offer. On top of that, I kept hearing phrases from romantic movies like āYou had me at helloā, āYou complete meā, āIāve loved you since the moment I laid eyes on youā, āI knew from the moment I met you that you were the oneā and some lines very similar to the last one. A never-ending loop of āThe Oneā. The universe put me on repeat with a romantic playlist where every song was just āYouāre the oneā on a constant loop. To make it even weirder, Iād think about someone and, five seconds later, theyād just appearā¦ physically. If I see one more repeating numbers or hear āSweet Child Oā Mineā, āI Will Always Love Youā or " All of Me" one more time, Iām going to start thinking the universe is trying to set me upā¦ or itās just trolling me with its own rom-com script.
Alsoā¦ the phrase āyou are on the right frequency to hear this messageā keeps popping up everywhere. Itās like a catchy tune I canāt escape, not just in Youtube videos (because of the algorithm), movies and TV showsā¦ but even tourists at the Cathedral of Compostela are dropping it randomly. Seriously, whatās going on? WTF (At this rate, I should say: What the actual frequency?!).
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I should mention that Iāve paired it with my beloved Angelic Intercession. I even had a chat with the angels, asking them to crank up the magic on my manifestation potion and send it straight to the most perfect use for me. Fingers crossed theyāre on itā¦ after sipping my potion at their celestial happy hour
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New note to add (5 hours after listening to it): Iām literally, physically feeling the morphic field of P and R Dentistry working thanks to this potionā¦ and I hadnāt felt it until now (except the 1st time I used itā¦ and I did feel a tingling in my teeth and a massage in my jawā¦ but nothing at all after thatā¦ until now).
Just picture the situationā¦ There I was, minding my own business, when suddenly it felt like my mouth was hosting a tiny, invisible, and downright violent dance party. My teeth were likeā¦ headbanging at a heavy metal concert. It was kind of like when I had braces! Only this time, no pain, just pure, nostalgic dental chaos. Thanks, P and R Dentistry, for the orthodontic flashback ā minus the agony! And also thanks to The Potion of Manifestation because, along with Angelic Intercession, it has made any morphic field I carry or listen to super effective and gives me such visceral sensations. Seriously, Iām now like a human antenna for morphic fields, buzzing with vibes and feeling them all the way down to myā¦ And beyond. Like Buzz (the beyond part, I mean. The other stuff is for grown-ups only, pals).
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Iāve also started popping up in company searches and getting profile views on LinkedInā¦ which is wild because before discovering this magic potion, that happened about as often as a solar eclipse.