Experiences with the Fae & Energetic Support Servitors

I like the way you see it! I say man and bro a lot not because I get “manly vibes” so to say, I just talk that way lol

I have a bad habit of saying “yes sir” to some female coworkers at my job haha I just don’t talk to many people and I say yessir a lot with my friends so those habits carry over

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Haha imma start calling you Uncle Hermana! :laughing:

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Roses are red
my biceps did grew
I dont know why
but I think thanks to you

this is how people will pray if I made you an egregore

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this does rhyme doesnt it, in my head everything rhymes

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Mann :laughing:

Now we just need every one else in the forum to chant it every night in meditation and I will have a 20 pack abs by December

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Ill make a whole chapter now on how to pray to you

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Chapter one: mantras to make your biceps grow

Om, bicep grow big
Om, bicep grow now
Ascend with the pump
Ascend with a hump
Om

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Roses are red
my biceps did grew
dont know why
but I think thanks to you

violence is bad
but I need it bruh
I need to lift
and I know you can too

dont be the mad
the mad did lose it to soon
you should grow up
and be bulk like baloon

but to much is not good
this will hurt your tummy
steroide only take
when you want to waste money

but steroide is not good
steroide hurt
steroide make put put
the soul of this work

so dont be a loser
with fields it can be done
I know for sure my friend
that long you can run

the egregore of gym
is not something to mess with
you do need to understand child
that this biceps is endless

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that made me laugh really hard

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Ohhhh the closing linesssss haha gotta drop the mic on that one

You made that quick as hell lol

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part 2

legs do not forget
because this is not stickman
you want to be pretty
and not like a stick man

so train hard
and believe in the god
the god of olympus
like kratos the dawg

use everything you have at your disposal
because this is war
the strongest will be the chosen

if one trains to long
you do not wait my friend your turn
you do something else
let the fire in you burn

i am not genius
but I know it can work
I need to drink eggs
and go to gym after work

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part 3 finale

now that we are here
after long this road it was
may you not forget
from whom this power comes

the one and only
that even kratos couldnt take down
after all the killing
the chaos blades he did lay before him on the ground

the name we hear
our legs turn weak
our hearts burn
and the soul wants to leave

our bodys turn weak
if he is our enemy
but power flows in us even after weeks
if we take accept his energy

if you hear his name
you wont stop
he is a spartan
that one who we trust

god of olympus
no that is not his name
his name is Acsending
as same as for the biceps we aim

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:rofl: them closing lines bro! Haha

Yes… yes…

The power… I feel it surging already… The prayers are working!!!

I’m transcending mortality!!

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hahah, man as long as I can all that shit in my brain let loose I am happy

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Every now and then you gotta throw the monkey a banana know what I’m saying?

Cuz I don’t lol

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Monkey Banana,
make it strong and be one of his kind
let him turn gorilla
and he will make a mess out of my mind

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creativity field sure kicks in, so I guess you can say this is my review after using it for 2 weeks now

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Reject modernity, Embrace inner monke

Haha man we always end up hijacking threads lol

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And it didn’t feel good, promised I’d change

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:rofl:

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