I am bookmarking this. When I find out you got your gym i’ll, print this out as my ride of passage.
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Haha Laminate it and that will be your VIP membership Card to check in every day
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make seperate gym where people only pray to you, I will gladly be the pastor of this gym
preach the ascending biceps
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You will bless protein shakes to ressemble my blood and steaks to ressemble my flesh and enlighten the masses about how important it is to get enough protein in your diet
Those whom consume thy holiness will be blessed with +1lbs of muscle over night
Soon there will be ascending bicep witnesses that will be knocking on homes spreading the truth
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the moment I was born I was named after a apostle because it was a day where people celebratet the apostle
now I could really turn into one haha
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This is what your higher self wanted for you all along haha
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at least I would have a purpose in life 
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You guys are ridiculouuuuus
This forum is 30% valuable info 70% fuckery chit chat but i love it
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Lol while you recite that mantra, we will just recite a different mantra: " Om TheAscendingBicep, patron angel of muscles, give me muscles namaha" 
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Upcomming Energetic Mantra for Gym Motivation
Bunga Bunga make me stronga
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what made you think specifically to remove voodoo needles from yourself?
I mean it’s not the first thing that comes to my mind. 
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Hey starlight! I think it was a post by @ConkerRyan saying he removed voodoo nails with the new curse audio so I figured I might have some voodoo needles too lol
I live in Miami where a lot of people practice voodoo and Santeria, so I figured if I’ve had things done on me, voodoo needles was probably one of them
Even though I was right I was still very much surprised haha
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@IAmJonathan wow… that’s crazy that someone would do that to you.
So, after reading your post, I asked my fae to remove any voodoo needles from me also, just to be safe. I didn’t feel anything. I assume that’s a good sign? 
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Yeah! Sounds like a green light to me! lol 
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Loved your energy bro!
Exactly how I got energy sensitivity and all my other knowledge and experience (prior to Sapien Med)
Just dedication and hard work.
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YES!!!
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Hey @anon22855873, are you the user with an earlier name “Angel”, who is back from the sabbatical?
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Funny you say that I was somewhat freaking out because I read a post of a few guys calling for Angel and the description was oddly similar to mine haha
Nah it’s a different profile.
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Haha, welcome @anon22855873. Angel was quite the forum Psychic and we had threads created with the title, “Angel, where are you?” He/she decided to take a sabbatical for a bit.
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