The Brown Noise of Celebration

For help with constipation issues, use as needed. (this is a royalty free track mixed with alternating tones found on youtube. Some may be silent, and some may be harsh or erratic, keep in mind, but no frequency designed to hurt your ears )

Field induced to push the sound directly to the intestines

*update also vibrated intestines and contracts the muscles

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:sweat_smile: :sweat_smile:

(who gave you assess to the bot :roll_eyes: i could’ve sworned i had it private)

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the name lmao :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Health begins at the gut. And there is no enemy worse than Constipation. Thanks Captain…

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Wow this is very reminiscent to some old tones i used to listen to when i was first getting into this world when i was 13 or so

I used to listen to isochronic tones, binaural beats, monaural tones, subs, and hypnosis lol

Im not constipated or anything like that but i definitely felt activity in the area after one listen haha, i can imagine this will be a life saver one fruitful day in the future for many of us haha

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patrick-star-evil-laugh

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Ah, I see now lol

Lol man, same here!!! I drank my morning Shilajit tea some time ago, listened to this twice, and had to visit the throne right away. :smiley:

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Yay! Thank you Captain. This will be very useful, both the field and also the euphemism will now be my go-to euphemism.

:grinning:

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Finally! I made request for this a few months ago and I just 1 or 2 days ago I thought about rephrasing anothe request for a constipation audio.
None if the the big channels have a direct anti-constipation audio.

I have constipation and it SUCKS ! Most of the common laxatives dont work for me or have side effects … so I’ll try this and report back !!:)
Sometimes I notice getting really irritable after a meal and when I had a bowel movement I’m peaceful again:)

Constipation can be a real problem because of reabsorption of hormones and endotoxin. The faster you excrete the waste ,the better (without causing diarrhea)

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Btw what’s the mechanism of this ?
Water–> intestines ,or muscle contraction in intestines?

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Brown Noise to intestine

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Let me know how it works out for you, I have constipation as well and the intestinal cleanser didn’t quite help me out for that. I think it might be because the constipation is not intestinal related, but we’ll see.

I’m going to give it a go when I’m off work too lol, work isn’t it a suitable place to be trying this field :joy:

Relatable, me too.

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Oh its literally brown noise. I thought it was some wordplay :joy::see_no_evil:

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Will do.
The intestinal cleaner also didnt really work for me .

What helped me most so far is: chi, jing, enhanced organ function and the thyroid field. All to some extent but not reliably.

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Thank you Captain :pray:

Can this audio help in the wrong run.

The reason i hated taking meds. Was that once i left the toilet and head out. I would then need to toilet in public. Which is not the best trust me

So (Intestinal cleanser + Brown noise) is the ultimate stack for clean intestine ?

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intestine regeneration on YT is also great I’d add it in

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Wow thanks Captain

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