Did you always tell bad Dad jokes?
Or did this start happening after you had kids?
Asking for a friend, of course. 
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At least you did catch it as joke lol
gimmie credit this is a complicated joke man!
at least the second part you need obscure gang knowledge and obscure Chinese products
sigh back to the drawing boards.
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so it looks like 'Luck and Probability Alteration" was still going strong. my friends love playing genshin impact so one of them was teaching me how to use the gacha system. apparently getting the 5 star character was less than 1% chance and i got him on my first try. all my other friends freaked out when i showed it to them. 
the third character though is my FAVOURITE so far! she has fairy looking powers and as some forum members know iāve been looping devic intercession and i have tons of fae mandalas! 
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I guess ive been for years high on Shen and i didnt know 
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Again Iād say, Vibration of Creation and ego dissolution are the best. Jealousy is a faraway thing now. Now I donāt go throughout the day staying āzombifiedā, do everything using my prefrontal cortex, Iām aware of anything and everything that Iām doing, not unconsciously going with the day. Great stuff.
Thanks a ton, Dream. You are awesome.
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Someone rolled for Shinano
I received the Intercession 2.0 yesterday morning and in the evening I got my results from a lottery that I subscribe to (an automatic betting on horses once a week), and I had won! But itās not so much about that I had won as to the exact amount that I won, I had 6 out of 8 right and the winning was 222 sek (Swedish Krona) but it was for some reason also times 4 which made it 888 sek that I won, and when I checked the total sum on my playing account it was 1112 sek. Perhaps messages as angel numbers?
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Grattis!
It seems like your tag paid for itself!
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Var det pƄ Harry boy?
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Thank you! Yes pretty much that price with shipping :) , yes it was on Harry boy :)
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i got another 5-star character on Genshin Impact! i now have two 5-star characters that are supposed to be less than 1% probability.
how i got my second 5-star character is with Luck and Probabilty Alteration. i looped the audio and played one game of TFT (i won 2nd place out of 8 placements) before i pulled the gacha in Genshin Impact.
itās even more lucky because you get a 4-person team and the characters i now have work so synergistically well gameplay wise! now thatās luck to the next power!
next up, the lottery.
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good morning!
so The Flow which is the front image of The Book of Cards works instantly for me!
i placed both hands on the image and said ābeginā and my third eye instantly pulsed and continued to pulse. i didnāt stand there for 5 minutes, but for a few seconds after i took off my hand my third eye was still pulsing.
beautiful creations @El_Capitan_Nemo thanks!
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my internet was down and i played alien intercession since i feel like from the media i know aliens like technology.
a simple change in my setup with the help of calling a technician and everything is smooth sailinga gain!
i have been playing skin regeneration whenever i shower and i had this āmoleā for a few weeks. on further inspection i was able to peel it off!
edit: october 14, 2020 - i found out you canāt post three times in a row.
i was focusing on the self realization album this morning and my friend started to use the term āinterconnectedā multiple times during our conversation in the afternoon.
our discussion gradually started to embody the concepts of the self realization album and the flow felt so natural and insightful!
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Aliens are helping me to become more symmetrical 
I have an imbalance in left/right sides of my body. In the gym, I play the intercession, petition like a mad man for help, equal muscle feeling on both sides and crazy mutations. Its working. more progress in one month than protracted periods trying before. So many other things tooā¦ I think I might start to document whatās happening to me
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Iām listening to the Gamma Brainwave audio (patreon) twice daily for over a week now and the results are transformative, impressive.
In the past few days, I got back to reading a pdf book which I did not read for long time and Iām nearly finished with it. Despite distractions, my focus is enhanced. As per the audio description, I always feel āIn My Zoneā and feel I can achieve anything. For me, this is a fusion of Stop Procrastination, Unstoppable Willpower and Attention and Focus Sapien audios and maybe more since Iām just starting to use this. My outlook in life has become very positive and this is already part of my daily playlist. Iām really glad I recently subscribed to Patreon. This audio alone is truly a gem and is worth many times the monthly fee.
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Here are posts in this thread which were not migrated over from the old Discourse website:
abro 
psynergy
I know this sounds silly lol but is it the front harvcover or the one in a couple of pages?
not silly at all! i am talking about the front cover:
cheeeeers
Is this similar to the other brainwave ones where it makes you naturally produce more/stronger gamma? Even after you stop using?
Iām only listening to it for just over a week, so I cannot answer that for now but I think that over time it will from the audio description:
āThis audio has been created in order induce and propagate gamma brain waves in your brain.ā
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Use the life of Magical Abundance, day and night and I get so many more little things during the day like food, and some other random stuff. Nothing too major but I love it
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Confidence mandala;
Iām really impressed by the fear reduction.
Was going trough some āwithdrawals/ego being a bitchā, and you know how in those periods everyone looks like some archdemon thats out there to kill you?
Slapped on the confidence one and the fearlessness nullifies the āwithdrawalā symptoms.
The confidence aspect is pretty dope tho, like I wanna do something, start second guessing it, and before I know it I already did it lol.
Like it almost ātakes overā at times.
A simple free mandala but ridiculously powerful.
Definitely recommend for people doing some ego taming or for shy people in general.
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